It has come to my attention recently that Birmingham Young Labour intends to fight the battle that is the upcoming European Elections with all their vigour and might. Their tremendous campaigning force is not to be sneered at, for fear that the hordes of activists will soon pounce utilising their charisma, wit and intelligence to demolish any opposition.

Sound bizarre? Well, I thought I’d do them a favour since their own PR efforts are so criminally incompetent.

In actual fact, the Labour elite squad seems to consist of a pitiful five members (plus the ‘host’ organisation, thrown in there for good measure) who have had yet another of their clandestine meetings to discuss how threatened they feel by the BNP and to, “find out how YOU can make a difference!”

Me? I’d have loved to go, but the thought of spending an hour (at 6.30am no-less) with Brown’s Brummie Brigade caused me to wretch so violently I almost uttered the words, “Bring Blair Back!”

I submit for you, dear readers, the sumation of Young Labour’s efforts; modesty preserved for those intelligent enough to not attend/not respond altogether. May I suggest some better event organisation? Perhaps a better time? Or even a more credible political party?

Note: Check out my first post at BUCF President on the BUCF Blog here.

Good turn out, then?